:04:03
No, I can't hit on you
till I get an idea.
:04:06
Wh-- That's flattering.
:04:08
[Ike]
No, you don't understand.
:04:11
I understand. See,
my not responding to you baiting me...
:04:16
will inspire one of those bitter
diatribes you like to write about women.
:04:20
[Ike]I don't write bitter diatribes
about women.
:04:23
- Oh-ho.
- Very often. I could.
:04:26
Only when the ideas
aren't flowing, huh?
:04:30
It's so nice to meet you,
one-minute man.
:04:33
It's last-minute man.
:04:36
Whatever.
:04:39
Want to hear something funny? For a
good-looking guy, you strike out a lot.
:04:43
- [Bartender] Have you noticed that?
- [Phone Ringing]
:04:47
- I bet it's your ex-wife.
- [Man] Excuse me.
:04:49
I've seen much worse.
:04:52
[Bartender]
No, Ike's not here.
:04:55
I say, I've seen much worse.
:04:59
- I'll tell him when he comes in.
- Excuse me?
:05:02
The brush-off.
:05:06
I've witnessed far more...
:05:09
treacherous and nefarious exits
than that.
:05:14
At least she castigated you
in private.
:05:17
Not as private as I thought.
Kevin, you got some napkins there?
:05:21
- Wiping or writing?
- I'll let you know.
:05:26
They love you.
They hate you.
:05:30
They're hot.
They're cold. They're high.
:05:33
They're up. They're down.
:05:35
This is fun making a list with you,
but I do have a column to write.
:05:40
Ike.
:05:42
But you have yet to find
a really superb idea.
:05:47
There's a girl from my hometown
that you could write about.
:05:51
Excuse me,
but we don't need any ideas.
:05:53
She likes to dump grooms at the altar.
They call her the "Runaway Bride."
:05:58
She's performed the travesty
seven or eight times.