:08:02
"And in Hale, Maryland,
:08:05
where she helps run
the family hardware store,
:08:08
she is known as Miss Maggie Carpenter,
a.k.a. the Runaway Bride."
:08:13
"What is unusual about
Miss Carpenter...
:08:17
is that she likes to dress her men up
as grooms before she devours them."
:08:22
One antique hot-water handle
with the "hot" still on it.
:08:28
Guaranteed to fit
any American Standard cast-iron tub...
:08:32
with a four-inch center mount
made between 1924 and 1938.
:08:37
In other words,
Mr. Paxton,
:08:40
I think you are out of the doghouse
with Mrs. Paxton.
:08:42
Hallelujah!
:08:44
I'll see you later.
I'll put it on your charge.
:08:46
There's a possibility
she hasn't seen this yet.
:08:51
Maybe she just hasn't picked up a paper.
Know what I mean?
:08:56
- Or not.
- [Man]Maggie?
:08:59
Earl, you don't need an air-conditioner.
You need an attic fan.
:09:03
There's more in the back. Hey.
:09:10
What?
:09:12
So, Mag,
you've seen this, huh?
:09:16
Yes, I've seen it.
:09:20
And it is the rudest,
:09:22
most offensive...
:09:25
joke anyone
has ever played on me!
:09:29
You guys, how long did this take you?
Where did you get it done?
:09:33
You're both creeps, by the way.
I should "disinvite" you.
:09:35
Maggie, you told us
no bachelorette jokes, so we didn't--
:09:48
Holy moly.
:09:55
- Bag. Bag!
- She's going. She's gonna go!
:09:58
Here's the bag. Breathe!