:09:03
There's more in the back. Hey.
:09:10
What?
:09:12
So, Mag,
you've seen this, huh?
:09:16
Yes, I've seen it.
:09:20
And it is the rudest,
:09:22
most offensive...
:09:25
joke anyone
has ever played on me!
:09:29
You guys, how long did this take you?
Where did you get it done?
:09:33
You're both creeps, by the way.
I should "disinvite" you.
:09:35
Maggie, you told us
no bachelorette jokes, so we didn't--
:09:48
Holy moly.
:09:55
- Bag. Bag!
- She's going. She's gonna go!
:09:58
Here's the bag. Breathe!
:10:03
[Female Singer]
% Ready, ready, ready, ready %
:10:06
% Ready to run %
:10:09
% All I'm ready to do is have some fun %
:10:13
[Barks]
:10:15
% What's all this talk about love %
:10:22
[Grunting]
:10:28
[Radio] On the local front,
our town of Hale, Maryland,
:10:32
is still buzzing about
the less-than-flattering article...
:10:35
about their native daughter,
Maggie Carpenter.
:10:38
Her bridal exploits were taken
to task...
:10:40
by New York columnist
Ike Graham in USA Today.
:10:44
- Mr. Graham called her--
- [Radio Off]
:10:46
[Maggie's Voice]
Dear Editor: Greetings from the sticks.
:10:50
Perhaps you believe that
a rural education is focused mainly...
:10:55
on hog calling and tractor maintenance
rather than reading.