:20:03
Little boy, you're going to hell
:20:05
You said bad words, threw rocks at birds
And now this is your hotel
:20:08
This ain't Disneyland, it's hell
:20:12
Little boy, it's time for you to pay
:20:15
For not going to church
And staring at boobs every day
:20:18
Thought you were in bed
Instead you're in hell
:20:22
No, hell isn't good
Hell isn't good, hell
:20:30
Fuck-face, have you seen Gracie?
:20:32
There is orderliness in the universe.
:20:48
Parents, our children are
out of control!
:20:51
This is what happens when toilet humor
is allowed to run rampant!
:20:55
That's right.
Kenny set himself on fire...
:20:57
...because he saw Terrance and Phillip
do it in that dirty movie.
:21:00
We must stop dirty language from
getting to our children's ears.
:21:03
We must go fight the source of it!
:21:05
But what is the source?
:21:07
That's easy.
:21:09
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
:21:12
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
:21:15
Should we blame the government
:21:16
Or blame society
:21:18
Or should we blame the images on TV
:21:20
No, blame Canada!
:21:22
Blame Canada
:21:23
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
:21:26
Blame Canada
:21:28
Blame Canada
:21:29
- We need to form a full assault
- It's Canada's fault
:21:33
Don't blame me for my son Stan
:21:36
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan
:21:39
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
:21:42
But now when I see him
He tells me to fuck myself
:21:44
Well, blame Canada
:21:46
Blame Canada
:21:47
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
:21:53
They're not even a real country anyway
:21:57
My son could've been a doctor
Or a lawyer rich and true