:21:00
We must stop dirty language from
getting to our children's ears.
:21:03
We must go fight the source of it!
:21:05
But what is the source?
:21:07
That's easy.
:21:09
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
:21:12
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
:21:15
Should we blame the government
:21:16
Or blame society
:21:18
Or should we blame the images on TV
:21:20
No, blame Canada!
:21:22
Blame Canada
:21:23
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
:21:26
Blame Canada
:21:28
Blame Canada
:21:29
- We need to form a full assault
- It's Canada's fault
:21:33
Don't blame me for my son Stan
:21:36
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan
:21:39
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
:21:42
But now when I see him
He tells me to fuck myself
:21:44
Well, blame Canada
:21:46
Blame Canada
:21:47
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
:21:53
They're not even a real country anyway
:21:57
My son could've been a doctor
Or a lawyer rich and true
:22:00
Instead he burned up like a piggy
On a barbecue
:22:03
Should we blame the matches
:22:04
Should we blame the fire
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire
:22:08
Heck, no!
Blame Canada
:22:10
Blame Canada
:22:11
- With all their hockey hullabaloo
- And that bitch Anne Murray too
:22:18
The smut and trash we must bash
The laughs and fun must be undone
:22:21
We must lament and cause a fuss
:22:23
Before somebody thinks of blaming us
:22:32
All right, you turds, listen up!
:22:35
Your moms are at a meeting
and they put me in charge of you.
:22:38
But you're still grounded,
so you're not allowed to have any fun!
:22:41
Any questions?
:22:42
Shelley, where's the clitoris?
:22:46
You all sit there and keep
your mouths shut...
:22:49
...while I go listen to
my Britney Spears records.
:22:54
Okay, it's clear!
:22:57
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:22:59
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