:22:00
Instead he burned up like a piggy
On a barbecue
:22:03
Should we blame the matches
:22:04
Should we blame the fire
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire
:22:08
Heck, no!
Blame Canada
:22:10
Blame Canada
:22:11
- With all their hockey hullabaloo
- And that bitch Anne Murray too
:22:18
The smut and trash we must bash
The laughs and fun must be undone
:22:21
We must lament and cause a fuss
:22:23
Before somebody thinks of blaming us
:22:32
All right, you turds, listen up!
:22:35
Your moms are at a meeting
and they put me in charge of you.
:22:38
But you're still grounded,
so you're not allowed to have any fun!
:22:41
Any questions?
:22:42
Shelley, where's the clitoris?
:22:46
You all sit there and keep
your mouths shut...
:22:49
...while I go listen to
my Britney Spears records.
:22:54
Okay, it's clear!
:22:57
Our next guests have
the number one movie in the world.
:22:59
Please welcome Terrance and Phillip!
:23:05
- Hello, Conan.
- Hello, Brooke Shields.
:23:07
Some people claim that your Canadian
humor is just immature fart jokes.
:23:11
That's not true.
Take this classic Canadian joke.
:23:16
- Excuse me, Terrance.
- Yes, Phillip?
:23:20
Gosh darn it!
:23:22
- Good one. Cheers.
- Cheers, fuck-face.
:23:24
You can't say that on TV.
:23:26
Now Terrance smells like my ass.
:23:28
I farted once on the set
of "Blue Lagoon".
:23:35
Does it make you nervous to be
in America?
:23:38
Our organizations want you
arrested for destroying children.
:23:41
- They'd have to find us first.
- You're right. Now!
:23:45
Mothers Against Canada is placing you
under citizen's arrest!
:23:50
- Mom?
- What's going on?
:23:52
We have a court order for your arrest!
:23:54
Phillip, we've been ambushed!
:23:55
Here you go, Conan.
:23:57
This little scrotum-sucker deceived us!
You are a bad man!