:54:01
I love you.
:54:05
Ladies and gentlemen
of the American Army...
:54:08
... welcome to the USO show.
:54:11
Get ready for loads of entertainment
and fabulous celebrities...
:54:14
... followed immediately by
the execution of Terrance and Phillip.
:54:23
This is where those military bitches
intend to kill Terrance and Phillip.
:54:26
Oh, my God!
:54:27
God? He is the biggest bitch
of them all.
:54:30
Hurry. We rendezvous
with the other kids at 10.
:54:34
You realize we could be grounded
for two, even three weeks.
:54:37
- We're willing to take that risk.
- Let's go.
:54:39
And now, here are your hosts
for the evening, Sheila Broflovski...
:54:43
... and Big Gay Al.
:54:47
Al, tonight is a very special night.
Do you know why?
:54:50
They're having a sale at Merv's?
:54:53
No. Because we're going
to abolish Canadian smut.
:54:57
That's right, Sheila.
Bring out the condemned.
:55:04
Today is a great day for democracy!
:55:08
This is worse than when you put your
dick in my mouth and took a picture.
:55:13
I know, Terrance. I know.
:55:14
While you're getting set up over there,
let's bring out our first act:
:55:19
Yippie, the back-flipping dog!
:55:33
Be careful not to touch this wire.
:55:36
Motherfuck...
:55:38
Fuck.
:55:44
The show has started.
We're running out of time.
:55:48
Do you see Terrance and Phillip?
:55:49
Yes, but they are heavily guarded.
:55:52
Dig from here,
so as not to be seen.
:55:53
Come on, bitches.
:55:56
Mole, do you know where
the clitoris is?
:55:58
- The what?
- The clitoris.
:55:59
I have to find it,
so I can get Wendy to like me.