:55:04
Today is a great day for democracy!
:55:08
This is worse than when you put your
dick in my mouth and took a picture.
:55:13
I know, Terrance. I know.
:55:14
While you're getting set up over there,
let's bring out our first act:
:55:19
Yippie, the back-flipping dog!
:55:33
Be careful not to touch this wire.
:55:36
Motherfuck...
:55:38
Fuck.
:55:44
The show has started.
We're running out of time.
:55:48
Do you see Terrance and Phillip?
:55:49
Yes, but they are heavily guarded.
:55:52
Dig from here,
so as not to be seen.
:55:53
Come on, bitches.
:55:56
Mole, do you know where
the clitoris is?
:55:58
- The what?
- The clitoris.
:55:59
I have to find it,
so I can get Wendy to like me.
:56:02
Stop thinking with your dick!
:56:04
Be on your toes, because I won't
be grounded again!
:56:06
Not for you! Not for anybody!
:56:08
Men, when you're out there
in the battlefield...
:56:11
...and you're looking into
the beady eyes of a Canadian...
:56:14
...as he charges you with
his hockey stick or whatever he has...
:56:16
...and people are dying all around you,
just remember what the MPAA says:
:56:21
"Deplorable violence is okay as long as
people don't say any naughty words."
:56:26
That is what this war is all about.
:56:31
What?
:56:34
Shit!
:56:37
Move, move.
:56:40
We will split up here.
Let's synchronize watches.
:56:43
- We don't have watches.
- You don't?
:56:45
- You didn't say anything about watches.
- What do you think this is?
:56:47
TV kiddie hour where we sit around
and lick Barney the Dinosaur's pussy?
:56:51
This is real life, with consequences
you take to the grave.
:56:53
- We don't have watches.
- Shit!
:56:55
- Did you bring the mirror?
- Got it.
:56:56
- And the rope?
- Check.
:56:57
- And the buttfor?
- What's a "buttfor"?
:56:59
For pooping, silly.