:58:01
I'm super-psyched to be here today.
:58:03
What you're doing for our country
is so cool.
:58:06
I mean war, man. Wow, war.
:58:10
You know? Wow.
:58:12
Okay, and now for your enjoyment,
here's my famous Ping-Pong ball trick.
:58:25
Oh, my!
:58:26
"Shut off the power, Cartman."
:58:28
"This is very important, Cartman."
:58:30
- Did you hear what Winona Ryder's doing?
- We can't miss this.
:58:37
There. I didn't miss one.
That's my Ping-Pong ball trick!
:58:45
That's all the acts we have
for tonight...
:58:48
...so let's just get on with
the execution!
:58:51
- No, we have to stall him.
- More! More!
:58:53
Yeah! More!
:58:55
You big sillies.
You want to see more of me?
:58:58
Yeah! Big Gay Al! Big Gay Al!
:59:02
Well, I do have a little song I wrote
about the war.
:59:06
But we haven't rehearsed.
:59:07
Sing it!
:59:09
I can't.
:59:10
Sing the fucking song!
:59:12
All right. If you insist,
I'll sing my song.
:59:15
I believe it goes
a little bit like this.
:59:19
Bombs are flying
:59:22
People are dying
:59:23
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too
:59:27
Cancer is killing
:59:30
Texaco's spilling
:59:32
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?
:59:36
I'm super
Thanks for asking
:59:39
I couldn't be better
:59:41
I must say
:59:42
I'm feeling super
:59:43
No, nothing bugs me
:59:45
Everything is super when you're...
:59:47
Don't you think I look cute
In this hat
:59:51
I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple
:59:54
But I just can't feel too bad
For you right now
:59:57
Because I'm feeling
So insanely super