1:02:02
[Man] Undeviled eggs !
Lady crucifingers !
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- There's my grandmother.
- Oh, my God.
1:02:08
[Man]
It's all MaryMag-delicious !
1:02:10
There's Maria's parents.
1:02:14
"[Piano]
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- [Applause]
-"[Ends]
1:02:20
Good evening, everyone !
1:02:23
Welcome to St. Monica's
Catholic High School.
1:02:27
So, are we all ready to fight VD ?
1:02:33
I hope that you're as excited
as I am...
1:02:36
to see who will win
this free trip to Hollywood...
1:02:41
with a chance to appear
as an extra...
1:02:43
in a movie
with positive moral values.
1:02:49
But first, let's not forget...
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we would not be here tonight
if it wasn't for VD.
1:02:55
VD rules !
1:02:58
A pus-filled,
b-b-blistering,
1:03:03
sinful malady...
1:03:05
that a few of you may already
have come in contact with.
1:03:08
You must resist, children.
1:03:10
Resist the urge
that lingers in your loins.
1:03:15
But as the saying goes--
1:03:17
"Girls have a button
and boys have a pole,
1:03:19
and wicked touching
takes its toll."
1:03:21
So you must be strong and resist.
1:03:24
For those who are weak
will no doubt one day...
1:03:27
burn and fester in the swollen...
1:03:30
VD-infested, fiery pits of hell !
1:03:33
But let's have some fun
and meet our judges. Over here--
1:03:37
- [Continues lndistinct]
- Hey, are you guys ready ?
1:03:39
- Mare, we're, like, really nervous.
- Yeah.
1:03:42
What if they make fun of us ?
1:03:45
Okay. I just wanna say
one thing to all of you.
1:03:49
Don't listen to the names
that people call you.
1:03:51
If you believe in yourself,
then nobody can hurt you.
1:03:55
- You are your own rainbow.
- Wow.
1:03:58
That's really insightful.