1:03:03
sinful malady...
1:03:05
that a few of you may already
have come in contact with.
1:03:08
You must resist, children.
1:03:10
Resist the urge
that lingers in your loins.
1:03:15
But as the saying goes--
1:03:17
"Girls have a button
and boys have a pole,
1:03:19
and wicked touching
takes its toll."
1:03:21
So you must be strong and resist.
1:03:24
For those who are weak
will no doubt one day...
1:03:27
burn and fester in the swollen...
1:03:30
VD-infested, fiery pits of hell !
1:03:33
But let's have some fun
and meet our judges. Over here--
1:03:37
- [Continues lndistinct]
- Hey, are you guys ready ?
1:03:39
- Mare, we're, like, really nervous.
- Yeah.
1:03:42
What if they make fun of us ?
1:03:45
Okay. I just wanna say
one thing to all of you.
1:03:49
Don't listen to the names
that people call you.
1:03:51
If you believe in yourself,
then nobody can hurt you.
1:03:55
- You are your own rainbow.
- Wow.
1:03:58
That's really insightful.
1:04:00
That's from The Initiation of Sarah
starring Miss Shelley Winters.
1:04:04
- Yeah ?
- Cool.
1:04:06
Okay, from
Catholic Teen magazine,
1:04:09
we have teen gossip columnists
George and Moira McDaniels.
1:04:13
- [Applause]
- Welcome and thanks for joining us.
1:04:16
[ Laughs ] Well, it's show time
here at St. Monica's.
1:04:21
So let's get things started
with our first contestant,
1:04:24
- Howard Feinstein !
- [Applause]
1:04:28
Ladies and gentlemen !
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Tonight, I'm going
for the full monty.
1:04:36
"Lookin' for some hot stuff
baby, this evenin"
1:04:41
"I need some hot stuff
baby, tonight"
1:04:44
- "l want some hot stuff"
- Enough ! Come on !
1:04:47
"Baby, this evening"
1:04:53
Perhaps this would be an opportune
time to thank Howard's father.
1:04:58
[ Clears Throat ]
Hi, Mary.