:17:03
The male will not forego
the mating ritual.
:17:06
The species must prevail.
:17:08
It will be very difficult for him,
but he will not give up.
:17:11
For the human male is among the horniest
Of creatures in the known universe.
:17:15
- Hi. May I speak with Jenny Smith?
- There's no Jenny Smith here.
:17:19
- Is this "J. Smith"?
- This is John Smith.
:17:22
Oh, never mind.
:17:26
Yeah, this might take a while.
:17:29
The male uses a rudimentary
communication device...
:17:31
to seek his mate.
:17:33
"Have you seen my female?"
he asks everyone.
:17:36
"She is mine.
You cannot have her”.
:17:39
- Hi. May I speak to a Jenny Smith?
- Yes, this is Jenny.
:17:43
Oh, Jenny, great.
:17:44
Did you meet a guy named Billy
at Cachet the other night?
:17:47
About five-ten, brown hair,
nice smile?
:17:51
Mmm. Do you like leather
Or chains?
:17:54
- What?
- I'd love to meet you.
:17:57
- Come on by.
- Maybe another time.
:18:02
Maybe another time.
:18:04
- Hello. Is this Jenny Smith?
- Yes, this is Jenny Smith.
:18:07
Hi. Are you about five-five,
110 pounds...
:18:11
brown hair,
really nice boobs?
:18:15
Hello?
:18:16
Hello. Is Jenny Smith
home, please?
:18:19
I didn't think so.
:18:26
Ring.
:18:29
Ring now.
Okay, in five seconds.
:18:32
Four, three, two, one.
:18:35
Ring.
Okay, that was zero.
:18:38
Ring now!
:18:41
Ring!
:18:46
- The female in heat.
- This is ridiculous. Ridiculous!
:18:50
Why would you even take my number
If you're not gonna call me?
:18:58
It's because I didn't
put out, isn't it?