The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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Maybe another time.
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- Hello. Is this Jenny Smith?
- Yes, this is Jenny Smith.

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Hi. Are you about five-five,
110 pounds...

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brown hair,
really nice boobs?

:18:15
Hello?
:18:16
Hello. Is Jenny Smith
home, please?

:18:19
I didn't think so.
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Ring.
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Ring now.
Okay, in five seconds.

:18:32
Four, three, two, one.
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Ring.
Okay, that was zero.

:18:38
Ring now!
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Ring!
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- The female in heat.
- This is ridiculous. Ridiculous!

:18:50
Why would you even take my number
If you're not gonna call me?

:18:58
It's because I didn't
put out, isn't it?

:19:00
You saw me dance,
and I was looking kind of hot...

:19:03
and you just figured me
for a quick, easy lay.

:19:06
Well, I've got news
For you, mister.

:19:09
If you just want
some cheap slut...

:19:11
you've come
to the wrong gal!

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Ring!
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I'm such a loser.
:19:21
If he was gonna call, he would've
called by now. Come with us.

:19:25
I just want to give him
a little bit longer.

:19:28
Jen, it's been like
five days already.

:19:30
- He's just playing it cool.
- Cool?

:19:32
The man is
a fucking accountant.

:19:34
Could you show a little sensitivity?
She liked the guy.

:19:37
I just called him a fucking accountant.
I didn't say he wasn't cute.

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- He is cute, isn't he?
- Yeah, he was. I'm sorry, Jen.

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The female wonders
How the others in the pack...

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have so forgotten
the mating ritual.

:19:54
Perhaps they have never felt
the thrill of mating...

:19:56
and have not awoken these
maternal instincts within themselves.


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