The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:19:00
You saw me dance,
and I was looking kind of hot...

:19:03
and you just figured me
for a quick, easy lay.

:19:06
Well, I've got news
For you, mister.

:19:09
If you just want
some cheap slut...

:19:11
you've come
to the wrong gal!

:19:14
Ring!
:19:19
I'm such a loser.
:19:21
If he was gonna call, he would've
called by now. Come with us.

:19:25
I just want to give him
a little bit longer.

:19:28
Jen, it's been like
five days already.

:19:30
- He's just playing it cool.
- Cool?

:19:32
The man is
a fucking accountant.

:19:34
Could you show a little sensitivity?
She liked the guy.

:19:37
I just called him a fucking accountant.
I didn't say he wasn't cute.

:19:40
- He is cute, isn't he?
- Yeah, he was. I'm sorry, Jen.

:19:49
The female wonders
How the others in the pack...

:19:51
have so forgotten
the mating ritual.

:19:54
Perhaps they have never felt
the thrill of mating...

:19:56
and have not awoken these
maternal instincts within themselves.

:20:00
I'm just gonna give him
a little bit more time.

:20:03
Okay, but if you change your mind,
we'll be at the Dresden.

:20:05
- Okay? So meet us there.
- Okay.

:20:09
- Good luck.
- Bye.

:20:18
The female grows anxious.
:20:21
The male has not shown himself...
:20:23
nor does it appear he will.
:20:27
The female is ready to find
a new candidate for mating.

:20:30
Hey, guys, wait up!
:20:46
Hi. This is Lana.
:20:48
Jenny and I aren't here,
so leave a message at the beep...

:20:50
and we'll get back to you.
:20:52
If this is a guy,
Jenny maybe cuter, but I put out.


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