The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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My father was
A soft-spoken man.

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And look at this room!
It's spotless!

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What kind of kid
Are you, anyway?

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- But he always had a kind word for me.
- Be a kid, goddamn it!

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- Have some fun!
- Always urging me to enjoy life.

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Like that!
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And he taught me the things
he knew most about...real man stuff.

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But still, he was never afraid
to get a little mushy.

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And I love you.
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It was a magical time for me.
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And my mother? Mom was
the queen of style and fashion.

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Was your father in here?
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Well, don't worry about him.
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But she always had
that mother smell, you know?

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Chicken soup and floor wax.
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You're Mama's
good little boy.

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Mama loves you.
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Yes, she does.
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Mommy loves you...
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loves you, loves you.
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She loves you.
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Dad!
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Yeah, I was real lucky.
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The male's task...
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is to determine
if the female is ready.

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Moving too soon or too late
May result in disaster.

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But the human female
emits no odor to let him know.

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- What?
- Oh...

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What were your parents like?
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They're great.
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The female is ready.
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But she must wait for the male
to figure this out on his own.

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She can emit no odor
to help him.

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In fact, to do so
would be disastrous.

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They move toward each other...

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