The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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because it scares him.
- Well, to be honest...

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these days it's, you know,
it's really tough.

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I think we're lucky. It's really tough
to find somebody you can make it with.

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I mean, someone you can have
a relationship with...

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and have
the relationship make it.

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Mom, he has his own
accounting firm.

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Isn't that great?
Tell her about it.

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It's nothing, really.
It's nothing. It's small.

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Isn't he cute, Mom?
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- Look at those little cheeks. Oh, I...
- Stop.

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- Stop.
- Okay.

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Another obstacle is overcome,
and the mating dance goes on.

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I... love... you!
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I... love... this!
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Bas... tard!
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Because it's manipulative.
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Nobody says "I love you"
unless they want something from you.

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My parents used to pull that crap
on me all the time.

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"I love you.
I didn't mean to yell at you.

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I love you.
Clean up the kitchen.

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I love you. Don't rat us out
to Child Services”.

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- They never said that.
- But my point still stands.

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- When do I get to meet them, anyway?
- My parents?

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I don't think that's
such a good idea, Jen.

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We've been together
for over a year.

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- Are you embarrassed of me?
- No, of them.

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Mom, Dad, this is Jenny.
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Mom, Dad, this is Jenny.
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It is so nice
to meet you, Jenny.

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We've heard nothing
But wonderful things about you.

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- Thank you. The pleasure's mine.
- Can I offer you a drink?

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We just opened a chardonnay
that'll knock your bra off.

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- Mom!
- It's okay.

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Chardonnay sounds wonderful,
Mrs. Waterson.

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Please... Margot.
And this is Tom.

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Go! Help yourself.
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We'd serve it ourselves,
but the pouring...

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is just a little bit
too much temptation for us.

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- We're in a program.
- Oh, God.

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Step 11.
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- I'll get the wine.
- No, no, no. It's okay.


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