The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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Nobody says "I love you"
unless they want something from you.

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My parents used to pull that crap
on me all the time.

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"I love you.
I didn't mean to yell at you.

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I love you.
Clean up the kitchen.

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I love you. Don't rat us out
to Child Services”.

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- They never said that.
- But my point still stands.

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- When do I get to meet them, anyway?
- My parents?

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I don't think that's
such a good idea, Jen.

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We've been together
for over a year.

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- Are you embarrassed of me?
- No, of them.

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Mom, Dad, this is Jenny.
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Mom, Dad, this is Jenny.
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It is so nice
to meet you, Jenny.

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We've heard nothing
But wonderful things about you.

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- Thank you. The pleasure's mine.
- Can I offer you a drink?

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We just opened a chardonnay
that'll knock your bra off.

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- Mom!
- It's okay.

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Chardonnay sounds wonderful,
Mrs. Waterson.

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Please... Margot.
And this is Tom.

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Go! Help yourself.
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We'd serve it ourselves,
but the pouring...

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is just a little bit
too much temptation for us.

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- We're in a program.
- Oh, God.

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Step 11.
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- I'll get the wine.
- No, no, no. It's okay.

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I'll get it.
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What's wrong with you?
They're charming people.

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She's so nice!
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Yeah. Yeah, she is nice.
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- She has beautiful eyes.
- Thank you.

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- So, did you fuck her?
- What the hell's the matter with you?

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What did I say?
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- I asked if he fucked her.
- Of course he's fucked her.

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Wouldn't you fuck her? I'd fuck her
and I'm not even into that.

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- Mom!
- What?

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I'm defending you.
Your father's the one causing trouble.

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I just wanted to know if
Those were real hooters or not.

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Of course they're real.
You can't buy hooters like that.

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Okay, if you two continue
to embarrass me, we're leaving.

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There's just no pleasing you.
Come on.

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It's an honor to have you
in our home, Jennifer.

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The male's parents take an immediate
liking to their cub's mate...

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and welcome her
into the pack.

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For the female, it is like
gaining a new father and mother...

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in addition to her own.

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