:16:02
Everybody should have
one talent. What's yours ?
:16:06
Forging signatures,
:16:08
telling lies, impersonating
practically anybody.
:16:11
That's three. Nobody should have
more than one talent.
:16:16
Okay,
do an impression.
:16:19
- Now ?
- Yeah.
:16:21
[ As Mr. Greenleaf]
The only talent my son has...
:16:24
is for cashing
his allowance.
:16:29
- What ?
- Oh, I like to sail.
:16:31
Believe me,
I love to sail.
:16:33
- Instead, I make boats.
- Stop !
:16:35
- Other people sail them.
- It's too much !
:16:38
You're making all the hairs
on my neck stand up.
:16:40
Oh, yes. Jazz.
Oh, jazz. Let's face it.
:16:43
Its just, uh--
Its just insolent noise.
:16:47
I feel like he's here.
:16:49
- Horrible, like the old bastard's here.
- Good.
:16:53
That's brilliant.
:16:55
Brilliant !
How do you know him ?
:16:57
Oh, I met him in New York.
:16:59
Marge !
Marge, this is scary.
:17:02
You've got to hear this.
Meet my father,
:17:04
Herbert Richard Greenleaf l.
:17:06
Pleasure to meet you.
Dickie's made a fine catch.
:17:10
- Uncanny !
- I know Emily thinks so.
:17:13
- I don't get it.
- It's uncanny.
:17:15
Could you ever conceive
of going to Italy, Tom,
:17:18
and, uh, bringing him back ?
:17:21
- What ?
- I'd pay you.
:17:24
If you would go
to Italy,
:17:26
persuade my son to come home,
I'd pay you a thousand dollars.
:17:32
[Dickie]
Im never going back.
:17:34
To actually hire somebody
to come all the way here...
:17:37
to drag me back home--
:17:39
Got to be a little
insane, doesn't he ?
:17:41
- Ciao, Fausto.
- [ Italian ]
:17:48
- This is Tom.
- Ciao, Tom.
:17:50
[ Italian ]
:17:53
- I'm never going back.
- No, I think--
:17:55
Your mother, her illness,
I think that's--
:17:57
It's got nothing to do
with my mother.