:13:00
Three, two, one!
:13:07
Today's mission is a dangerous one.
:13:11
Immediate bank
to avoid collision.
:13:13
Oh, shit!
:13:18
You have manual control. All
systems at your control, captain.
:13:22
Captain?!
:13:29
Hostile bandits have laser
lock-on. Take evasive action.
:13:35
Heat-seeking lasers have lock-on.
:13:37
Evasive action essential.
:13:56
You were brilliant! How did you
fly through those bridge spans?
:14:00
Now we can get on Shark Attack!
:14:02
l'm taking my shoes off, having
a drink, and then l'm gonna be sick.
:14:08
Miss, if you don't mind
my saying, you look radiant. A vision.
:14:12
Maybe you'd like to be blonde?
:14:14
-Dye won't solve anything.
-Have higher cheekbones?
:14:17
Bigger teeth, fuller breasts.
:14:19
-Maybe you'd like a button nose.
-Maybe you'd like a punch on yours?
:14:23
Let me introduce Narcissus 1 , the
three-dimensional makeover machine.
:14:28
By using Pentium in-line interface
biconductive server strands...
:14:33
...Narcissus can re-create
spectral graphic imagery...
:14:36
....with which you can--
:14:37
Shut up, Monica!
Look, press that.
:14:39
Hair blonde.
:14:41
Cool!
:14:45
Enjoy.
:14:46
Door closing.
:14:48
Just cut the techno crap.
:14:50
Punters don't care that you're
the computer world's Anita Roddick.
:14:54
They only think two things:
:14:56
What can it do for me?
How much does it cost? Yes?