:14:00
Now we can get on Shark Attack!
:14:02
l'm taking my shoes off, having
a drink, and then l'm gonna be sick.
:14:08
Miss, if you don't mind
my saying, you look radiant. A vision.
:14:12
Maybe you'd like to be blonde?
:14:14
-Dye won't solve anything.
-Have higher cheekbones?
:14:17
Bigger teeth, fuller breasts.
:14:19
-Maybe you'd like a button nose.
-Maybe you'd like a punch on yours?
:14:23
Let me introduce Narcissus 1 , the
three-dimensional makeover machine.
:14:28
By using Pentium in-line interface
biconductive server strands...
:14:33
...Narcissus can re-create
spectral graphic imagery...
:14:36
....with which you can--
:14:37
Shut up, Monica!
Look, press that.
:14:39
Hair blonde.
:14:41
Cool!
:14:45
Enjoy.
:14:46
Door closing.
:14:48
Just cut the techno crap.
:14:50
Punters don't care that you're
the computer world's Anita Roddick.
:14:54
They only think two things:
:14:56
What can it do for me?
How much does it cost? Yes?
:15:00
Miss?
May l say you're looking divine--
:15:03
Scanning profile. Please stand still.
:15:13
Place on the visor.
:15:20
Welcome to Narcissus...
:15:23
... where all your
image dreams can come true.
:15:28
Which feature would you like to alter?
:15:37
Ears? Eyes?
:15:38
Nose? Lips?
:15:44
Lips.
:15:49
Voluptuous.
:15:57
Nose.