:37:01
l'll have to see Fran tomorrow.
:37:02
And Mum.
:37:04
l'm surprised more
people aren't worried.
:37:07
-Fran's been asking after you.
-She's obviously getting frantic.
:37:10
No, "you" you.
Not the other you. Not Justine.
:37:14
Fran's been asking about Jake?
:37:17
She's got a friend who
wants to meet you.
:37:19
She's bloody matchmaking?!
:37:21
l'm missing and she's lining up
the new me with some girl?
:37:26
l wonder who?
:37:31
Just imagine the possibilities.
:37:33
Sex-change operations
without the snip.
:37:36
No-knife cosmetic surgery.
:37:38
Reconstruct--
:37:40
ls that him?
:37:42
Ours is taller. Blond hair.
:37:44
Much cuter.
:37:48
More blokes should be like you.
:37:50
Alex is such a wanker.
:37:53
No, he's a mate, sort of.
:37:55
How can you say that?
He treats you like shit.
:37:58
You fancied him, remember?
:38:01
lf he wasn't a mate, everyone
would treat me like shit.
:38:07
Breast implants, well,
they'd become antiques.
:38:11
Silicon shares would plummet.
:38:14
All because we could build breasts.
:38:17
Big breasts.
:38:20
Huge breasts.
:38:22
Just like that.
:38:25
Would you believe it?
:38:27
Sixty-eight-inch tits.
:38:30
They reckon she killed a bloke
with them once. Accidental, like.
:38:35
Spaz, go and nick
some of Frank's vodka.
:38:38
That's ridiculous.
:38:40
They're just big bags of
silicon jelly. How can that be sexy?
:38:45
You really are a bum bandit,
aren't you, Jakey?
:38:48
l bet you've never had
your hands on real tits.
:38:51
You'd be surprised.
:38:52
-How many babes you got naked with?
-Lost count.
:38:57
You're full of shit!
:38:59
You couldn't handle a woman
if she came with instructions.