:38:01
lf he wasn't a mate, everyone
would treat me like shit.
:38:07
Breast implants, well,
they'd become antiques.
:38:11
Silicon shares would plummet.
:38:14
All because we could build breasts.
:38:17
Big breasts.
:38:20
Huge breasts.
:38:22
Just like that.
:38:25
Would you believe it?
:38:27
Sixty-eight-inch tits.
:38:30
They reckon she killed a bloke
with them once. Accidental, like.
:38:35
Spaz, go and nick
some of Frank's vodka.
:38:38
That's ridiculous.
:38:40
They're just big bags of
silicon jelly. How can that be sexy?
:38:45
You really are a bum bandit,
aren't you, Jakey?
:38:48
l bet you've never had
your hands on real tits.
:38:51
You'd be surprised.
:38:52
-How many babes you got naked with?
-Lost count.
:38:57
You're full of shit!
:38:59
You couldn't handle a woman
if she came with instructions.
:39:02
You couldn't find
a G-spot with a map.
:39:05
Tell me, Dr. Love,
how many women have you actually--
:39:08
-Eighteen.
-All the way?
:39:10
All the way. Down and dirty.
:39:12
Done the business!
:39:16
l've even had Hoover.
:39:17
Congratulations. l hear
she's starting her own newsletter.
:39:21
Chas has never had any girl.
Not in real life, have you?
:39:24
He says he has because no bloke
over 1 2 will admit he's a virgin.
:39:29
Me? l've had virgins. Loads.
:39:32
Done my share of cherry-picking.
:39:35
Had that Fran.
:39:38
And her mate. What's her name?
:39:40
Justine. Had her too.
:39:42
Quiet ones are always best.
:39:44
First date, done her doggy style!
:39:50
You don't know how close
l came to making a major mistake.
:39:54
l would have slept with Alex,
if he'd played his cards right.
:39:58
Why do girls go for guys like Alex?