:47:19
Just stand and drink?
We don't dance?
:47:21
When the slow ones come on,
you can cop off.
:47:23
You serious?!
:47:25
Ask a girl to dance
and she says no.
:47:27
Say you weren't asking,
you were taking a piss.
:47:30
You get your hand on the arse of
a girl, she don't move it, you're in.
:47:34
Guaranteed.
:47:35
Don't buy her mates a drink.
They take advantage.
:47:38
Order double Malibus,
cost you a fortune.
:47:41
Don't sing to the record.
:47:42
Make sure she's facing
away from her mates.
:47:45
Try talking dirty.
:47:47
Have a wank before you dance,
else you'll get a stiffy.
:48:30
This can work straight away
or there can be a time-trigger factor.
:48:35
Look, it's working!
:48:37
Get in there while
he's under the influence.
:48:39
Ask him to dance.
:48:41
Go on, get in there, girl!
:48:46
Do you want to dance?
:48:54
Sharon the Sorceress said
my power might confuse him.
:48:57
And she also said that
cat spittle was precious.