:04:01
Word? Why don't you
tell Sloan to come see me?
:04:03
I'll do that.
Good day, gentlemen.
:04:07
"I'll do that."
He a damn magician?
:04:09
You work for one of the biggest
networks in the country!
:04:11
Somebody put a 10 up in here.
Check it.
:04:16
Here we go.
One for you, three for me.
:04:18
You the feet, I'm the brains.
Told you, boy.
:04:20
Yeah, baby.
:04:22
You have a grand day.
:04:25
Good morning, Steve.
:04:28
Hello, Margaret.
:04:30
Bartholomew.
:04:33
Kip!
:04:35
Hey, Jarma.
:04:37
...18 to 49-year-old audience.
:04:39
Do you understand?
It's pretty--
:04:43
Monsieur Delacroix.
:04:46
-Hello.
-Good morning.
:04:49
This very important
staff meeting...
:04:50
commenced exactly
32 minutes ago.
:04:54
My apologies around the room
for my tardiness.
:04:56
Do you have any idea
how much information...
:04:58
can be dispensed
in one minute alone?
:05:00
Sir, had I been informed
of this important meeting...
:05:04
I would have canceled
my Pilates session this morning.
:05:06
I did not find out about it--
:05:07
You're telling me
that everyone in the room...
:05:10
knew about this little
get-together except for you.
:05:12
People, you can pull a Rodman
like our friend Delacroix...
:05:17
but I guarantee you'll be sent
packing just like him.
:05:19
These are the ratings, people.
Read 'em and weep.
:05:22
As you can plainly see...
:05:25
the Continental Network System
is languishing.
:05:28
Look at 'em, people.
Look very closely.
:05:31
We are booty, caca.
We are doo-doo.
:05:35
I don't like to be
the laughingstock...
:05:37
of the entire broadcast
industry.
:05:39
I don't like these pricks
who call themselves my bosses...
:05:42
breathing down my back.
:05:43
It makes me sweat.
:05:45
These numbers
are totally unacceptable.
:05:47
These numbers have to go up.
:05:51
Question.
:05:53
What do you want us to do?
:05:54
Dumb-ass question.
:05:56
I want you to write
some material that is funny.
:05:59
Your material is about
as funny as a dead baby.