Bamboozled
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:09:00
Oh, really?
No one gave them a chance?

:09:03
You got your head
stuck so far up your ass...

:09:05
with your Harvard education
and pretentious Buppy ways.

:09:09
Brother man,
I'm blacker than you.

:09:11
I'm keeping it real.
I'm 'bout it, 'bout it.

:09:14
I got the roll.
:09:15
You're just frontin'
tryin' to be white.

:09:18
I'm an Aryan. A sellout.
:09:20
Because I don't aspire to do
"Homeboys from Outer Space"...

:09:24
"The Secret Diary
of Desmond Pfeiffer"...

:09:26
or, as you may put it,
some nigger show?

:09:29
-ls that what you think?
-Yes, exactly.

:09:32
You and I know black people
set the trends and styles.

:09:36
This is a golden opportunity
for CNS...

:09:38
but these idiots
have to be led to the water.

:09:40
We could do this together.
:09:41
I want a show
that will make headlines.

:09:43
I want millions and millions
of viewers tuned and glued...

:09:46
to their fucking televisions
every week saying,

:09:48
"Did you see what the fuck
they did on CNS last night?"

:09:51
I want advertisers sucking
my dick to buy on this show.

:09:55
And I'll squeeze it out of you
if it kills you.

:09:57
Peep this. I'll give you
a thousand dollars...

:10:00
if you can name who the fuck
number 24 is right there.

:10:04
You think I don't know?
:10:06
Who is it?
:10:08
That would be...
:10:11
Yeah. Who is it?
:10:15
I'll tell you like this...
:10:16
One day soon, man...
:10:18
I'm trying to live
in a phat crib...

:10:21
bills paid for...
:10:23
get a ride,
throw some rims on there...

:10:25
with a system.
:10:27
Throw up some platinum
on the body...

:10:28
you know what I'm saying?
Shiny.

:10:31
Ready to get some
jewelry already, huh?

:10:33
That's the first thing
we do, son.

:10:35
Get jewelry,
we'll get some Hillnigger...

:10:38
and we get a ride.
Throw some rims up there.

:10:40
Got to have some patience, man.
:10:42
I'm the brain of this outfit.
:10:43
And I'm the feet.
:10:46
Manny, I can't
just snap my fingers...

:10:48
and presto-chango,
you're an overnight sensation.

:10:50
Son, it don't work like that.
:10:52
What the fuck you think I am,
Houdini?

:10:54
I'm just tired of waitin', man.

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