Bamboozled
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:10:00
if you can name who the fuck
number 24 is right there.

:10:04
You think I don't know?
:10:06
Who is it?
:10:08
That would be...
:10:11
Yeah. Who is it?
:10:15
I'll tell you like this...
:10:16
One day soon, man...
:10:18
I'm trying to live
in a phat crib...

:10:21
bills paid for...
:10:23
get a ride,
throw some rims on there...

:10:25
with a system.
:10:27
Throw up some platinum
on the body...

:10:28
you know what I'm saying?
Shiny.

:10:31
Ready to get some
jewelry already, huh?

:10:33
That's the first thing
we do, son.

:10:35
Get jewelry,
we'll get some Hillnigger...

:10:38
and we get a ride.
Throw some rims up there.

:10:40
Got to have some patience, man.
:10:42
I'm the brain of this outfit.
:10:43
And I'm the feet.
:10:46
Manny, I can't
just snap my fingers...

:10:48
and presto-chango,
you're an overnight sensation.

:10:50
Son, it don't work like that.
:10:52
What the fuck you think I am,
Houdini?

:10:54
I'm just tired of waitin', man.
:11:04
Feed...
:11:07
the...
:11:08
idiot box.
:11:11
Feed the idiot box.
:11:15
Idiot, feed the idiot box.
:11:24
Hi.
:11:25
We're backstage
at the theater.

:11:27
This is where we tape
"The Chris Rock Show."

:11:30
Ah, my first writing staff.
:11:32
They really wanted to get
to know the black experience.

:11:35
So I fired 'em.
:11:40
I was never good
at performing under the gun.

:11:45
Well, this wasn't a gun.
:11:47
It was a bazooka pressed
point blank against my temple.

:11:51
Anytime Pierre's in a jam,
I get the call.

:11:55
I could always count on
my lamb--Sloan Hopkins.


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