Bamboozled
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It was a variety show
in which the talent...

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was singing, dancing,
telling jokes, doing skits...

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Iike "ln Living Color."
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Right, that was dope.
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I ask you,
when was the last time...

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there was a great variety show
on the air? Carol Burnett?

:25:13
Carol was the bomb, yo.
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"Hee Haw?" "Kenan and Kel?"
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Yo, that's
the stupidest shit on TV.

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So I say
let's take this form...

:25:22
this very American tradition
of entertainment...

:25:25
into the 21st century,
the new millennium.

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What's the name of this show?
We need something to sell.

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"Mantan: The New Millennium
Minstrel Show!"

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"Mantan: The New Millennium..."
:25:41
I really, really like this.
I'm gettin' a boner.

:25:45
The Swanson Johnson
is getting hard.

:25:48
You know what I'm saying?
I'm feelin' this shit.

:25:51
I like this.
No, give me more.

:25:54
It's gonna take a lot
of courage and backbone...

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on the part of CNS
to get this thing on the air.

:25:59
Don't worry about that.
That's my job.

:26:01
You just be the creative genius
you've proven you are.

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Now, who are we gonna
get to star in the show?

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Because we need a star
to carry the show.

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I mean, Whoopi--
can she sing and dance anymore?

:26:12
Can she get jiggy?
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Ms. Goldberg is the wrong way
to go with this thing.

:26:17
-Fuck her.
-We want fresh faces.

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New talent.
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Young blood.
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Sloan, enter!
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-Hello, Sloan.
-Hi.

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Gentlemen,
please, have a seat.

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How you doin', guys?
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Are these my two little stars
sitting in front of me? Mantan?

:26:39
That's me.
I always wanted to be on TV.

:26:42
Now's your shot, kid.
:26:43
And that is Sleep'n Eat.
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-What's the name?
-Sleep and Eat.

:26:49
Sleep and motherfuckin' Eat.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
:26:56
Mantan, Sleep'n Eat.
Two real coons.


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