:26:01
You just be the creative genius
you've proven you are.
:26:04
Now, who are we gonna
get to star in the show?
:26:07
Because we need a star
to carry the show.
:26:09
I mean, Whoopi--
can she sing and dance anymore?
:26:12
Can she get jiggy?
:26:14
Ms. Goldberg is the wrong way
to go with this thing.
:26:17
-Fuck her.
-We want fresh faces.
:26:21
New talent.
:26:23
Young blood.
:26:24
Sloan, enter!
:26:28
-Hello, Sloan.
-Hi.
:26:30
Gentlemen,
please, have a seat.
:26:33
How you doin', guys?
:26:36
Are these my two little stars
sitting in front of me? Mantan?
:26:39
That's me.
I always wanted to be on TV.
:26:42
Now's your shot, kid.
:26:43
And that is Sleep'n Eat.
:26:46
-What's the name?
-Sleep and Eat.
:26:49
Sleep and motherfuckin' Eat.
:26:52
Oh, shit.
:26:54
Oh, shit.
:26:56
Mantan, Sleep'n Eat.
Two real coons.
:27:00
Keeping it real, baby.
:27:02
I know that this is out there,
but it is satire.
:27:06
No, I want you
to take it out there.
:27:08
Let's swing for the bleachers
on this one.
:27:10
Every week, we follow
the trials and tribulations...
:27:14
of Mantan, Sleep'n Eat--
:27:16
two real coons, the Dusty Duo!
:27:19
What are their character traits?
:27:20
Ignorant.
:27:21
Dull-witted.
:27:23
Lazy. And unlucky!
:27:27
Exactly.
Exactly what I'm lookin' for.
:27:30
Mantan here
is the uneducated Negro...
:27:33
but with educated feets...
:27:36
who by some stroke
of unbelievable stupidity...
:27:40
always makes his best-laid plans
go haywire.
:27:43
Sleep'n Eat
is his comical sidekick?
:27:45
Yes. Who sings like Sammy.
:27:49
He can sing, too?
This is gonna be big.
:27:51
This could be bigger than
"Friends," "Ally McBeal"...
:27:54
even my boys "Amos 'n' Andy."
:27:56
Protests finally got
"Amos 'n' Andy" off the air...
:27:59
and that could very well happen
to a program like this one.