Bamboozled
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and had the biggest, thickest,
longest penis you ever seen.

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He was all skin.
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So, Sister Mary wanted
to protect Mother Theresa.

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She grabbed a butcher knife.
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"Mother Theresa, where do you
want me to start cutting?"

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Mother Theresa said,
"Here and here."

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You know that shit is funny.
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Who is it?
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Peerless.
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That's my son at the door.
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How are you doing?
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Looking good. Good to see you.
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Looking good, son.
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You look dandy
in that orange ensemble.

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Have a seat, son.
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-You were hilarious.
-Thank you.

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Absolutely hilarious.
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It was a good show.
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Dot, get my son a drink.
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Sure thing, baby.
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I always enjoy
seeing you perform.

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Good, good. I try.
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You do more than try.
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You succeed.
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I hope this is all right.
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-It's perfect. Thank you.
-You're welcome.

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Cheers.
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Guess I'd better leave
y'all two alone, all right?

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That was a good show tonight.
Give me some sugar.

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-I love you, baby.
-I love you, too.

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I'm so proud of you.
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All right.
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Be back.
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That's a good woman.
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How did you end up here?
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I got too much pride,
too much dignity...

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integrity.
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I can't do
that Hollywood stuff, man.

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I can't say that stuff
they want me to say.

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There's got to be
something more than that.

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Reality, I mean.
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Maybe you weren't funny enough.
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You must be crazy, man.
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Didn't you hear
that audience tonight?

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They were with me.
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They were laughing with me.
They got me.

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I'm funny as hell, OK?
What you up to?

:58:59
Trying to get my stuff
on the air.


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