:48:00
Friends ?
:48:02
Sure.
:48:04
Listen, I'm sorry if I said anything
to upset you or make you feel bad.
:48:09
And I'm gonna try
to be more sensitive next time.
:48:11
- I think you're
sensitive enough already.
- You think ?
:48:14
Are you kidding ?
You even went for me crying.
:48:17
Hey ! Were you
just faking me out ?
:48:19
I was 100% sincere. It's not easy
being the Barbra Streisand of Evil.
:48:24
- [ Chuckling ]
- Now, what have we learned so far ?
:48:28
Well, let's see.
:48:30
- I'm starting to think women
don't know what they want.
- Amen !
:48:33
They say they want sensitivity, but
did you see how fast Alison went for...
:48:37
- those tough-guy dudes on the beach ?
- Which tells you ?
:48:41
That-- Well, it tells me
that I wanna be really big and strong.
:48:45
You know, I wanna have a great body
and be tall and-- Like-- [ Grunts ]
:48:49
- Go on.
- And I wanna be athletic.
:48:51
- Check.
- And I wanna be rich too.
:48:53
But I want it to be
for something that I like doing,
and people really like me for.
:48:57
Great ! This is getting
really specific.
:48:59
Let's see--
big, strong, rich, athletic,
:49:02
something you like,
lots of fans--
:49:05
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking ?
- Oh, I hope so.
:49:09
- In the form of a wish ?
- I wish I could play
professional basketball.
:49:12
Then I'll just say
the magic words: Dennis Rodman.
:49:15
- [Buzzer Sounding]
- [ Screaming ] No !
:49:18
Just kidding.
Michael Jordan.
:49:22
Yeah !
:49:25
[ Crowd ]
Three, two, one !
:49:32
[Announcer]
And that's it. That's the game.
:49:34
The fans are going nuts
here at the Forum in Los Angeles.
:49:38
The score: 135 to 85.
Elliot Richards has totally dominated.
:49:43
If you're just tuning in,
it's a shame because you just missed...
:49:46
one of the greatest performances
in the history of sports.
:49:48
Absolutely, Jerry.
Absolutely.
:49:50
People said basketball caught fire with
the "ascendry" of Michael Jordan.
:49:54
But I tell you, after what
we seen here tonight,
:49:57
a lot of people are gonna
be saying, "Michael who ?"
:49:59
[Jerry] Right from the get-go, the
fans took a look at Elliot Richards...