:49:02
something you like,
lots of fans--
:49:05
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking ?
- Oh, I hope so.
:49:09
- In the form of a wish ?
- I wish I could play
professional basketball.
:49:12
Then I'll just say
the magic words: Dennis Rodman.
:49:15
- [Buzzer Sounding]
- [ Screaming ] No !
:49:18
Just kidding.
Michael Jordan.
:49:22
Yeah !
:49:25
[ Crowd ]
Three, two, one !
:49:32
[Announcer]
And that's it. That's the game.
:49:34
The fans are going nuts
here at the Forum in Los Angeles.
:49:38
The score: 135 to 85.
Elliot Richards has totally dominated.
:49:43
If you're just tuning in,
it's a shame because you just missed...
:49:46
one of the greatest performances
in the history of sports.
:49:48
Absolutely, Jerry.
Absolutely.
:49:50
People said basketball caught fire with
the "ascendry" of Michael Jordan.
:49:54
But I tell you, after what
we seen here tonight,
:49:57
a lot of people are gonna
be saying, "Michael who ?"
:49:59
[Jerry] Right from the get-go, the
fans took a look at Elliot Richards...
:50:02
and a couple women fainted.
:50:05
And a couple fellas-- I'd rather not
say-- but they liked what they saw.
:50:08
[Dan] Absolutely.
He's a big fella and an imposing fella.
:50:11
He's enormous. He's listed at 7'6"
in the program,
:50:15
but I'd say he plays the game
like he's 11 feet tall.
:50:18
No, I don't think
he that big, Jerry.
:50:20
No, I'm saying the game
he plays is-is-is--
:50:23
is that of
some Viking giant...
:50:25
with a basketball in one hand
and a club in the other...
:50:28
standing 10, 11 ,
12 feet tall.
:50:31
It's obvious Elliot Richards controlled
this game right from the tip-off.
:50:36
Right from the get-go, Elliot was
a dominating force in tonight's game.
:50:40
He was PhiSlammaJamma
runnin' stank all over it. ..
:50:43
with rib-ticklin' jumps
of double vanilla funk.
:50:47
Let's take a look.
Here's a pass worthy of John Elway.
:50:50
For the dunk !
Such a beautiful play.
:50:52
Here he is lining up for the three.
And Ricola ! It's good!
:50:57
Here comes his patented
over-the-shoulder,
no-look three-pointer.