Bedazzled
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1:05:01
No point in getting up
too early, is there ?

1:05:03
[Bell Ringing]
1:05:11
Elliot, darling.
What a lovely surprise.

1:05:15
- I hope you had a pleasant evening.
- As if you didn't know.

1:05:18
Oh, I'm sorry, darling. I know it
must be really frustrating for you.

1:05:22
- I'll make it up to you somehow.
- Oh, yeah, you've been
a really big help so far.

1:05:28
I know. I've been
really naughty, haven't I ?

1:05:31
Maybe a good spanking's in order.
1:05:34
Is that all you ever think about ?
Do you think everything is about sex ?

1:05:37
No, of course not.
I mean, there's greed, gluttony,

1:05:41
sloth, anger, vanity, envy.
1:05:44
No, there's also honesty
and hard work...

1:05:46
and caring about people and
doing good for somebody else.

1:05:50
Oh. You're just
a big Boy Scout, aren't you ?

1:05:54
I find that
incredibly appealing.

1:05:56
No ! All I've been doing
is thinking about myself.

1:05:59
I could be doing all these really
important things to help other people.

1:06:03
- What about Alison ?
- Oh, I don't know anymore.

1:06:06
You mess it up anyway. I know that
Alison's not really like that.

1:06:10
What exactly do you
have in mind ?

1:06:13
I wanna do something
great for mankind.

1:06:16
I wanna help create
a better world.

1:06:18
I wanna go down in history for doing
something really, really important...

1:06:22
and I want Alison to take me really
seriously and to treat me with respect.

1:06:26
I sense a wish coming on.
1:06:30
Yes !
1:06:34
I wish that I was the President
of the United States.

1:06:39
That is the noblest,
most unselfish thing I've ever heard.

1:06:44
And it's a great way
to meet girls.

1:06:46
Bless you, Elliot Richards,
1:06:49
and Godspeed.
1:06:56
Mr. President. Alison Gardner.

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