1:06:03
- What about Alison ?
- Oh, I don't know anymore.
1:06:06
You mess it up anyway. I know that
Alison's not really like that.
1:06:10
What exactly do you
have in mind ?
1:06:13
I wanna do something
great for mankind.
1:06:16
I wanna help create
a better world.
1:06:18
I wanna go down in history for doing
something really, really important...
1:06:22
and I want Alison to take me really
seriously and to treat me with respect.
1:06:26
I sense a wish coming on.
1:06:30
Yes !
1:06:34
I wish that I was the President
of the United States.
1:06:39
That is the noblest,
most unselfish thing I've ever heard.
1:06:44
And it's a great way
to meet girls.
1:06:46
Bless you, Elliot Richards,
1:06:49
and Godspeed.
1:06:56
Mr. President. Alison Gardner.
1:07:00
We're so honored
to have you here, sir.
1:07:03
[ Gasps ]
1:07:07
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
1:07:10
The actors are beside themselves
with excitement.
1:07:15
We're going to a play ?
1:07:17
I think you'll find it
quite amusing.
1:07:19
It's called Our American Cousin.
1:07:22
I think I've already seen it.
As a matter of fact, I'm sure I have.
1:07:24
I don't think you've seen it, sir.
It's an entirely new play.
1:07:28
Really ? I think I know
how it ends, anyway.
1:07:31
- Can't we just go to a movie ?
- A what ?
1:07:33
- [Announcer] The President !
-[ "Hail To The Chief" ]
1:07:40
[ Champagne Cork Pops ]
1:07:42
You seem tense tonight,
Mr. President.
1:07:46
Oh, well, you know,
I have a lot on my mind,
1:07:48
what, with preserving the Union
and my wife going crazy and all.
1:07:53
[Audience Applauding]
1:07:57
Can I help you find something,
Mr. President ?