1:07:00
We're so honored
to have you here, sir.
1:07:03
[ Gasps ]
1:07:07
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
1:07:10
The actors are beside themselves
with excitement.
1:07:15
We're going to a play ?
1:07:17
I think you'll find it
quite amusing.
1:07:19
It's called Our American Cousin.
1:07:22
I think I've already seen it.
As a matter of fact, I'm sure I have.
1:07:24
I don't think you've seen it, sir.
It's an entirely new play.
1:07:28
Really ? I think I know
how it ends, anyway.
1:07:31
- Can't we just go to a movie ?
- A what ?
1:07:33
- [Announcer] The President !
-[ "Hail To The Chief" ]
1:07:40
[ Champagne Cork Pops ]
1:07:42
You seem tense tonight,
Mr. President.
1:07:46
Oh, well, you know,
I have a lot on my mind,
1:07:48
what, with preserving the Union
and my wife going crazy and all.
1:07:53
[Audience Applauding]
1:07:57
Can I help you find something,
Mr. President ?
1:08:00
Yeah, I'm looking
for my pager.
1:08:02
- Your what, sir ?
- My pager. It's this...
1:08:06
little red plastic thingy.
1:08:08
Looks kind of like
a cell phone, only smaller.
1:08:11
- [ Groans ]
- I'm sorry ! Sorry !
1:08:18
Ha ! Ha ! All right.
No problem. No problem !
1:08:21
No problem ! No problem.
1:08:23
Sicsemper tyrannis !
1:08:26
Wait !
1:08:28
Okay.
1:08:30
- [Gunshot]
- [Screams]
1:08:32
- [Gunshot]
- [Screams]
1:08:41
[ Clears Throat ]
1:08:47
- You're late, Richards.
- Uh, yes, sir. I'm very sorry.
It won't happen again.
1:08:52
See that it doesn't. I don't think
a person with your extremely limited...
1:08:56
personal and professional skills
can afford to push the envelope.
1:08:59
Yes, sir.