1:08:00
Yeah, I'm looking
for my pager.
1:08:02
- Your what, sir ?
- My pager. It's this...
1:08:06
little red plastic thingy.
1:08:08
Looks kind of like
a cell phone, only smaller.
1:08:11
- [ Groans ]
- I'm sorry ! Sorry !
1:08:18
Ha ! Ha ! All right.
No problem. No problem !
1:08:21
No problem ! No problem.
1:08:23
Sicsemper tyrannis !
1:08:26
Wait !
1:08:28
Okay.
1:08:30
- [Gunshot]
- [Screams]
1:08:32
- [Gunshot]
- [Screams]
1:08:41
[ Clears Throat ]
1:08:47
- You're late, Richards.
- Uh, yes, sir. I'm very sorry.
It won't happen again.
1:08:52
See that it doesn't. I don't think
a person with your extremely limited...
1:08:56
personal and professional skills
can afford to push the envelope.
1:08:59
Yes, sir.
1:09:04
Thank you, sir.
1:09:14
- Creep.
- [ Typing ]
1:09:16
So, tell me, how was it ?
I'm dying to know.
1:09:20
What are you doing here ?
1:09:22
Just think of me
as a computer virus.
1:09:24
I think of you as a plague.
1:09:26
Now, will you get off
my screen ? I have work to do.
1:09:31
Whoa. What's this whole
"get thee behind me" thing ?
1:09:34
We still have business
here, Mr. Richards.
1:09:37
No, not now.
I told you, I've got work to do.
1:09:39
And besides, I've only got two wishes
left and I don't wanna screw 'em up.
1:09:42
Correction.
You have one wish left.
1:09:47
Nice try.
I've got two more coming.
1:09:49
Nuh-uh. Count 'em, baby.
1:09:52
- You were President
of the United States.
- Yeah, okay, one.
1:09:56
You were a charming, handsome,
articulate, celebrated author
and raconteur.