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1:09:04
Thank you, sir.
1:09:14
- Creep.
- [ Typing ]

1:09:16
So, tell me, how was it ?
I'm dying to know.

1:09:20
What are you doing here ?
1:09:22
Just think of me
as a computer virus.

1:09:24
I think of you as a plague.
1:09:26
Now, will you get off
my screen ? I have work to do.

1:09:31
Whoa. What's this whole
"get thee behind me" thing ?

1:09:34
We still have business
here, Mr. Richards.

1:09:37
No, not now.
I told you, I've got work to do.

1:09:39
And besides, I've only got two wishes
left and I don't wanna screw 'em up.

1:09:42
Correction.
You have one wish left.

1:09:47
Nice try.
I've got two more coming.

1:09:49
Nuh-uh. Count 'em, baby.
1:09:52
- You were President
of the United States.
- Yeah, okay, one.

1:09:56
You were a charming, handsome,
articulate, celebrated author
and raconteur.

1:10:00
Uh-huh, yeah. And you turned me
into a flaming homosexual.

1:10:03
- Professional basketball player.
- Three.

1:10:05
The sensitive, caring,
artistic guy was four.

1:10:07
And the Columbian drug lord was five.
That means I have two more coming.

1:10:10
You forgot the Big Mac
and Coke.

1:10:12
What ? That wasn't a wish.
1:10:14
What do you call it ? You said,
"I wish" and I got it for you.
Sounds like a wish to me.

1:10:19
No ! No, no, no.
No, that's not fair !

1:10:21
Fair ? Who do you think
you're talking to ?

1:10:24
I don't recall anybody ever
accusing me of being fair before.

1:10:27
- I think I'm insulted.
- What ? No, this isn't right.
You can't do this.

1:10:31
Well, what are you gonna
do about it ? Sue me ?

1:10:33
No, that's it ! I've had it with you.
The whole deal is off.

1:10:38
Off!
1:10:41
Shut up !
1:10:43
[Pipe Organ]
1:10:59
Are you all right ?

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