George Washington
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:14:04
Hey, George. You know, your Uncle D walked out on us today.
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That man's crazy.
:14:11
I swear, Rico's father thought he was gonna have a conniption fit.
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I thought he was gonna bust. What do you call it? A crazy move?
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Nothing shocks my dad, man. That's why he's the boss,
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and that's why he just bought a K-Car turbo, as in King Car Turbo.
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That's right.
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- That's a good-lookin' dog. - He is a nice dog. Where'd you get him at?
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I don't know. I just found it.
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Yeah, I seen a dog like that on television. Man, that's rare as crap.
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Smells like crap.
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Have you had that thing checked out for a hysterectomy?
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I think it's got halitosis or something.
:14:42
You should give it cold lima beans with a little bit of salt.
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Anyways, are you gonna keep that puppy?
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- No. My uncle won't let me keep a dog. - "Oh, that's right."
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Old Damascus would probably cut its head off or somethin'. He's a crazy
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man.
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I remember this one time we were over at Barry's house. He was havin' a
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cookout.
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And Barry's cat started freakin' out, right?
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Like he was high, like he was physically insane, right?
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And that cat starts pushin' over people's drinks, you know,
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usin' the restroom everywhere, and Damascus shows up, right?
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And he pulls a whip out of his, out of his shorts.
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That cat runs to the left, and he pops it to the left,
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then he runs to the right and pops it to the right.
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And then he pops that cat like right on the bridge of its nose,
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and that cat rolled over and started shakin', right?
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And it was so gross, it was like a...
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like a dead, old, gross, dead... squirrel.
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Ohh. Excuse me for a second, would you, please?
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I've just had my fruit cup. You're gonna make me vomit, talkin' about dead
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squirrels.
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No, this... This is little Bobby.
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No, that's little Bobby's cousin.
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- Oh, it's just Richard. - That ain't no Richard.
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- It's Richard. - Richard might be his middle name.
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- It is too Richard. Look, it's on the back. - You don't know him.
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- Girl, no. - It's written on the back of the picture.
:15:58
Why do you let them come over here?

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