:37:03
Mistress Vanya speaking.
Who the hell are you?
:37:06
Ah... Florian.
:37:08
Alright Florian
Are you sitting all nice and comfy?
:37:11
Yeah.
:37:11
Well, get your ass up!
:37:13
Vanya doesn't tolerate any sitting
sissies. I'm into pain and more pain
understood?
:37:17
Stand up, slave! Now!
:37:20
Whatever you say.
:37:21
Wrong! The correct response is
"Yes Mistress Vanya!".
:37:24
Yes. Mistress Vanya!
:37:26
Kneel down, you stinky
good-for-nothing dog and
bark for your mistress.
:37:32
Bark, Fido!
:37:33
I really don't think that
would be such a good idea.
:37:35
On your knees
you maggot-ridden flea-hound!
:37:37
Ok ok ok...
:37:39
Repeat after me, and get it right
word for word...
:37:42
Mistress Vanya, I am so unworthy!
:37:45
Mistress Vanya, I am so unworthy!
:37:47
Louder, you filthy scum!
:37:49
Mistress Vanya, I am so unworthy!
:37:51
Oh, yeah? Well, show me
you mean it and kiss the carpet.
:37:57
The carpet?
:38:00
It looks pretty dirty.
Do I have to?
:38:01
You whip!
Get down on all fours and
bark like a dog and make it loud.
:38:08
I said make it loud...
or I'm going to whip you!
:38:15
Florian...
:38:17
Why are you barking on the carpet?
:38:20
I was looking for my book.
:38:22
Bark again!
Put more bite into it you...
:38:26
It's a school project.
:38:29
Talking to Mistress Vanya hadn't
made anything clearer.
:38:31
I mean, what do barking dogs and
carpet-kissing have to do with sex?
:38:36
Red Bull was right
I needed professional help.
:38:40
The thing I like about
Red Bull is that
:38:41
when he makes up his mind
to do something he does it well.
:38:45
You see, there was a small
sum of $200 involved.
:38:48
And where can two kids
get that kind of money?
:38:50
This next issue is something special.
It's one of my personal favorites.
:38:55
Farrah Fawcett was
the Pamela Anderson of her day.