:38:00
It looks pretty dirty.
Do I have to?
:38:01
You whip!
Get down on all fours and
bark like a dog and make it loud.
:38:08
I said make it loud...
or I'm going to whip you!
:38:15
Florian...
:38:17
Why are you barking on the carpet?
:38:20
I was looking for my book.
:38:22
Bark again!
Put more bite into it you...
:38:26
It's a school project.
:38:29
Talking to Mistress Vanya hadn't
made anything clearer.
:38:31
I mean, what do barking dogs and
carpet-kissing have to do with sex?
:38:36
Red Bull was right
I needed professional help.
:38:40
The thing I like about
Red Bull is that
:38:41
when he makes up his mind
to do something he does it well.
:38:45
You see, there was a small
sum of $200 involved.
:38:48
And where can two kids
get that kind of money?
:38:50
This next issue is something special.
It's one of my personal favorites.
:38:55
Farrah Fawcett was
the Pamela Anderson of her day.
:39:06
Ok, here's my final
rock-bottom price...
:39:09
5 bucks.
:39:10
Hey, I'll give you three.
:39:15
Wait a minute. Give me four and I'll
throw in this extra strength
water-balloon, alright?
:39:21
This balloon is not sold in stores.
It can hold over a gallon of
water without exploding.
:39:27
Electronically tested
it's guaranteed to perform.
:39:31
And best of all
:39:32
it holds its shape
even thrown off the fourth floor.
:39:42
4, 5 bucks
:39:44
5, 6, 7, 8 bucks
:39:47
Anyway, Mistress Vanya kept
telling me to kiss the carpet.
:39:49
I don't know how often
you clean your carpet but...
:39:51
No no no...
kissing carpet is when...
:39:54
well, you know...
when you kiss a girl 'down there'.
:39:59
Why would I want to do that?