:02:12
My desert island, all-time top five
most memorable breakups...
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in chronological order...
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are as follows:
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Alison Ashmore, Penny Hardwick...
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Jackie Alden, Charlie Nicholson
and Sarah Kendrew.
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Those were the ones
that really hurt.
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Can you see your name
on that list, Laura?
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Maybe you´d sneak into the top ten.
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But there´sjust no room foryou
in the top five. Sorry!
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Those places are reserved for the kind
of humiliation and heartbreak...
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you´re just not capable of delivering.
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I'm not coming home
:02:51
If you really wanted to mess me up,
you should´ve gotten to me earlier!
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Oh, yeah
:03:03
Oh
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Which brings us to number one
on the top five, all-time breakup list:
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Alison Ashmore.
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Candy on the beach
There´s nothing better
:03:19
One moment they weren´t there. Not in
any form that interested us, anyway.
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And then the next,
you couldn´t miss them.
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They were everywhere,
and they´d grown breasts.
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- And we wanted...
- I want candy
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Actually, we didn´t even know
what we wanted.
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- I want candy
- But it was something interesting.
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- Disturbing, even.
- I want candy
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- My relationship with Alison Ashmore
lasted for six hours:
- I want candy
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the two hours after school,
before The RockfordFiles...
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for three days in a row.
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But on the fourth afternoon...
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Kevin Bannister.