:03:03
Oh
:03:10
Which brings us to number one
on the top five, all-time breakup list:
:03:14
Alison Ashmore.
:03:17
Candy on the beach
There´s nothing better
:03:19
One moment they weren´t there. Not in
any form that interested us, anyway.
:03:23
And then the next,
you couldn´t miss them.
:03:27
They were everywhere,
and they´d grown breasts.
:03:32
- And we wanted...
- I want candy
:03:35
Actually, we didn´t even know
what we wanted.
:03:37
- I want candy
- But it was something interesting.
:03:40
- Disturbing, even.
- I want candy
:03:44
- My relationship with Alison Ashmore
lasted for six hours:
- I want candy
:03:48
the two hours after school,
before The RockfordFiles...
:03:52
for three days in a row.
:03:54
But on the fourth afternoon...
:03:59
Kevin Bannister.
:04:03
Slut.
:04:05
lt would be nice to think that
since I was 14, times have changed...
:04:09
relationships have become
more sophisticated...
:04:12
females less cruel...
:04:15
skins thicker,
instincts more developed.
:04:19
But there seems to be an element
ofthat afternoon in everything
that´s happened to me since.
:04:24
All my romantic stories are
a scrambled version ofthat first one.
:04:30
Number two on the top five, all-time
breakup list was Penny Hardwick.
:04:35
Penny was great-looking...
:04:36
and her top-five recording artists
were Carly Simon, Carole King...
:04:40
James Taylor, Cat Stevens
and Elton John.
:04:44
I remember when rock wasyoung
:04:47
- Me and Susie had so much fun
- Erin! No, come here!
:04:51
Holdin' hands and skimmin´ stones
:04:53
- Hadan oldgold Chevy
andaplace of my own
- She was nice.
:04:57
Nice manners, nice grades, nice looking.
:04:59
She was so nice, in fact,
that she wouldn´t let me put my hand...