:09:02
My special Monday morning tape
foryou, special!
:09:05
Well, it´s fucking Monday afternoon!
You should get out of bed earlier!
:09:07
Come on, dude. Play it.
:09:09
Don´t you wanna hear what´s next?
:09:12
- What´s next?
- Play it.
:09:14
Say it.
:09:16
"Little Latin Loopy-Loo".
:09:19
- Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels?
- No!
:09:24
- The Righteous Brothers.
- Well, never mind.
:09:26
No, not never mind.
You tell me right now... what´s wrong
with the Righteous Brothers?
:09:29
- Nothing.
l... I just prefer the other one.
- Bullshit!
:09:32
How can it be bullshit
to state a preference?
:09:35
- Since when did this store
become a fascist regime?
- Since you brought
that bullshit tape in.
:09:38
Oh, man, that´s great. That´s the fun
thing about working in a record store.
:09:41
You get to play crappy pap
you don´t even wanna listen to.
:09:44
l just... I thought this tape
was gonna be a fuckin´...
:09:47
conversation stimulator, man.
:09:49
l was gonna askyou foryour top five
records to play on a Monday morning
and all that...
:09:52
and you just had to
fuckin´ ruin it.
:09:54
- We´ll do it next Monday.
- No! I wanna do it now!
:09:57
l can´t fi re them. I hired these guys
for three days a week, and theyjust
started showing up every day.
:10:02
That was fouryears ago.
:10:08
Number three on the top five
all-time breakup list?
:10:12
Charlie Nicholson.
Sophomore year ofcollege.
:10:15
Whoo!
Am I glad that´s over.
:10:18
As soon as I saw her I realized she was
the kind of girl I'd wanted to meet...
:10:21
ever since I was old enough
to want to meet girls.
:10:23
l mean, she was different.
:10:25
She was dramatic
and she was exotic.
:10:28
- The guy with the make-up
and the tongue.
- Gene Simmons.
- Gene Simmons. There.
:10:30
And she talked a lot,
and when she talked she said
remarkably interesting things...
:10:33
about music, books, fi lm and politics.
:10:36
- Yeah, Chairman Mao.
- And she talked a lot.
- Have you ever seen him
less than 300 feet tall?
:10:40
- No.
- Huh? No.
:10:42
And you won´t will you,
sweetheart? No.
:10:45
Kiss my neck. Yeah.
:10:49
And she liked me.
:10:52
She liked me.
She liked me.
:10:55
At least I think she did.
:10:57
- Do you like that one?
- Yeah.