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That was fouryears ago.
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Number three on the top five
all-time breakup list?
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Charlie Nicholson.
Sophomore year ofcollege.
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Whoo!
Am I glad that´s over.
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As soon as I saw her I realized she was
the kind of girl I'd wanted to meet...
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ever since I was old enough
to want to meet girls.
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l mean, she was different.
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She was dramatic
and she was exotic.
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- The guy with the make-up
and the tongue.
- Gene Simmons.
- Gene Simmons. There.
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And she talked a lot,
and when she talked she said
remarkably interesting things...
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about music, books, fi lm and politics.
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- Yeah, Chairman Mao.
- And she talked a lot.
- Have you ever seen him
less than 300 feet tall?
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- No.
- Huh? No.
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And you won´t will you,
sweetheart? No.
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Kiss my neck. Yeah.
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And she liked me.
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She liked me.
She liked me.
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At least I think she did.
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- Do you like that one?
- Yeah.
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lt´s okay.
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We went out for two years, and...
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l never got comfortable.
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Why would a girl... No, a woman
like Charlie go out with me?
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l felt like a fraud. I felt like one
ofthose people who suddenly shave their
heads and said they´d always been punks.
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l was sure I'd be discovered
at any second.
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And I worried about
my abilities as a lover.
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And I was intimidated by other men
in her design department...
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and became convinced she was
gonna leave me for one ofthem.
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Then she left me for one ofthem.
The dreaded Marco.
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Charlie, you fucking bitch!
Let´s work it out!