:17:13
Look at these. I used to dream I'd be
surrounded by exotic women´s underwear
forever and ever.
:17:18
Now I know theyjust save their best
pairs for the nights they know
they´re gonna sleep with somebody.
:17:33
Hello, Laura, this isyourmother. Your
father´s angina is a little rough today.
:17:37
lthought he might like to talk toyou.
lt´s no big deal.
:17:39
lloveyou two. Bye-bye.
:17:42
Anyway, me and Charlie,
we didn´t match.
:17:45
Marco and Charlie matched.
:17:47
Me and Sarah, number four
on the all-time list? We matched.
:17:51
She´d just been dumped
by some asshole named Michael.
:17:53
l mean, Michael
was such an asshole.
:17:56
I'd just been run over by Charlie.
:17:59
l know exactly what you mean.
:18:02
l mean, it´sjust
so painful and draining.
:18:06
I'm just gonna be by myself
for a while.
:18:09
Me too. Me too.
:18:17
lt made sense to pool our collective
loathing for the opposite sex.
:18:20
And while we were at it we could share
a bed with somebody at the same time.
:18:24
We were frightened of being left alone
for the rest ofour lives.
:18:27
Only people ofa certain disposition
are frightened of being left alone
for the rest oftheir lives at 26.
:18:32
We were ofthat disposition.
:18:34
- So when she told me...
- I've met someone else.
:18:41
Who?
:18:43
Just someone else.
:18:44
lt was contrary to the whole spirit
ofour arrangement.
:18:48
l don´t have to take this shit.
You think I fuckin´ look like shit, huh?
:18:53
So how come I got dumped?
:18:56
What?