:06:02
[MussoliniContinues
On Radio]
:06:09
- What I wouldn't give
for an hourwith her !
- [ Chattering ]
:06:13
Toobadshe'smarried.
Ifshe weren't--
:06:15
- What's her name ?
- Malèna, the most beautiful ass
in Castelcuto.
:06:27
The sun is bigger
than the moon.
:06:30
Solmaiorestquam lunam.
:06:34
Or solmaiorestluna.
:06:38
Can I screwyour daughter,
you deafold fart ?
:06:40
Yes, but hurry.
:06:43
I love honesty
more than wealth.
:06:57
- Seven thumbs long !
- Seven and a halfthumbs !
:06:59
- Mine's a bazooka !
- I got eight !
:07:01
Eight is nothing !
That'sjust tickling a woman.
:07:05
One, two-- three and two is five,
two is seven and two is nine.
:07:09
Torpedo !
:07:11
Mysubmarine
willrip Malènainhalf!
:07:16
Once I skipped school
and went by Malèna's house.
:07:19
She wasat the window,
andshe calledout tome.
:07:22
I thoughtshe wantedme
togethersome cigarettes.
:07:26
I wentup forthemoney,
andherrobe fell open.
:07:29
And there she was...
:07:31
- naked as the day she was born.
- [ Boys Exclaim ]
:07:35
Holyshit! She didit
onpurpose to exciteme.
:07:38
I was an idiot.
I should havejumped at the chance.
:07:40
Ifithappens again,
I'llbangherbrains out.
:07:44
She'd quit smoking first.
She knows you've got no balls.
:07:48
You little runt, you've been
here for two hours...
:07:50
- and you still haven't
measured yourself.
- [ Boys Agreeing ]
:07:54
Measureit!
:07:57
One, two,
:07:59
three, four, five--