Meet the Parents
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:16:00
What's this look like
to you?
Um--

:16:03
[Squeaks]
This looks like
a teddy bear.

:16:07
Smile, you're on
"Nanny Camera."
Ah!

:16:09
Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah!
I've seen these things
advertised on TV.

:16:13
Oh, no,
not like this, you haven't.
Take a look.

:16:16
Oh, my gosh.
Hi!
Oh!

:16:19
Where's the other camera?
Right here in this
decorative artifact.

:16:24
Wow, that's great.
Our cameras are
motion-activated,

:16:26
so they begin taping
as soon as they sense
any movement.

:16:28
We can hide 'em in anything.
We hide 'em in mirrors, lamps,
televisions, you name it.

:16:33
So no matter where you go,
:16:36
we'll be watching you.
[Pam Chuckling]

:16:41
So, Jack, couldn't this
maybe be construed as illegal?
You know, invasion of privacy?

:16:46
Trust me, Greg, when you
start having little Fockers
running around,

:16:49
you'll understand the need
for this level of protection.

:16:51
Mm.
:16:57
Impressive, isn't it?
:16:59
Quite. Mm.
[Phone Ringing]

:17:00
Quite. Mm.
[Phone Ringing]

:17:01
Oh, I'll get that.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.

:17:03
Honey, I'll get it.
:17:04
[Chuckling]
Okay.

:17:06
Any problem
with the documents?

:17:10
Okay. I'll meet you
at the Oyster Bay Drugstore
in about 20 minutes.

:17:14
Now you gotta be more careful
when you call here.

:17:16
If anybody else answers,
just use a Southern accent...

:17:19
and ask for
the vegetarian special, okay?

:17:22
[Chattering]
:17:24
Oh, that wasn't
the airline, was it?

:17:27
Nope, wrong number.
:17:29
We're all out of Collins mix,
so I'm gonna make a run
for the store.

:17:32
That's funny.
I thought I just bought some.

:17:34
You know how that stuff--
it just goes,
so I'll be back in a jiff.

:17:37
Well, why doesn't Greg
go with you?

:17:41
Sweetie, you'll need something
in case your suitcase
doesn't show up.

:17:45
- Oh, I'm sure it'll show up.
- Yeah.

:17:47
You don't wanna take a chance.
You don't have a toothbrush.
Go on, sweetie.

:17:51
Yeah.
Okay, unless you want
some privacy.

:17:55
Why would I need privacy?
:17:58
No, I didn't think you would.

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