:15:00
No, Jack,
not traditionally.
Mm-hmm.
:15:05
Oh, Pam, honey, did you know
that your father started
his own business?
:15:09
Really?
Dad, that's great.
Oh, wow!
:15:12
Yes, I thought
with my knowledge
and experience,
:15:14
why should I allow
retirement to stop me?
:15:16
I really admire that.
Yeah.
:15:19
So what is it?
What's the new venture?
:15:21
Let me ask you
a question, Greg.
:15:24
Let's just say
you have kids...
:15:26
and you wanna
get out of the house,
spend a night on the town.
:15:29
So, you hire a baby-sitter,
someone you think you can trust.
:15:32
References, work experience--
it all checks out fine.
:15:35
But then how do you
really know for certain...
:15:38
that your loved ones are safe
with this stranger?
:15:41
I mean, can you ever
really trust another
human being, Greg?
:15:47
Sure, I think so.
:15:49
No, the answer is
you cannot.
:15:54
Let me show you something.
:15:56
Take a look at this, Greg.
:16:00
What's this look like
to you?
Um--
:16:03
[Squeaks]
This looks like
a teddy bear.
:16:07
Smile, you're on
"Nanny Camera."
Ah!
:16:09
Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah!
I've seen these things
advertised on TV.
:16:13
Oh, no,
not like this, you haven't.
Take a look.
:16:16
Oh, my gosh.
Hi!
Oh!
:16:19
Where's the other camera?
Right here in this
decorative artifact.
:16:24
Wow, that's great.
Our cameras are
motion-activated,
:16:26
so they begin taping
as soon as they sense
any movement.
:16:28
We can hide 'em in anything.
We hide 'em in mirrors, lamps,
televisions, you name it.
:16:33
So no matter where you go,
:16:36
we'll be watching you.
[Pam Chuckling]
:16:41
So, Jack, couldn't this
maybe be construed as illegal?
You know, invasion of privacy?
:16:46
Trust me, Greg, when you
start having little Fockers
running around,
:16:49
you'll understand the need
for this level of protection.
:16:51
Mm.
:16:57
Impressive, isn't it?
:16:59
Quite. Mm.
[Phone Ringing]