Miss Congeniality
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:54:05
Guys, he has a gun. He has a gun.
:54:08
Who's got the 20 on the shooter?
:54:13
I'm taking him out.
:54:14
Wait for a visual!
:54:17
Gun! Gun! Everybody down!
:54:24
Better up to them, don't you think?
:54:28
In a bizarre incident at the
Miss United States Preliminaries...

:54:32
...the contestant from New Jersey
leapt off-stage...

:54:35
...and tackled a man in the crowd
who was trying to light a cigarette.

:54:39
She's here with me right now.
:54:42
What were you thinking when you
jumped off the stage?

:54:45
All the contestants are actively
involved in ending tobacco dependence.

:54:50
I think the gentleman will think twice
before he lights up again.

:54:55
I'm sure we all will.
:55:01
-Look, he had a gun.
-Of course.

:55:04
This is Texas, everyone has a gun.
:55:05
My florist has a gun.
:55:07
I don't have a gun.
:55:09
My ancestors were Quakers.
:55:10
Stan, please!
:55:13
We assume any man
with a weapon is a suspect.

:55:16
We got the DNA results.
:55:17
The envelope from the Citizen
was licked by a woman.

:55:21
There's never been DNA before.
:55:23
He slipped up, or I should say "she."
:55:26
This is preposterous.
:55:28
You people are completely clueless.
:55:30
If I ran my pageant like this, we'd be
holding it in someone's basement!

:55:34
Every operation is bound
to have its screwups.

:55:37
As far as I can see,
she's still with us.

:55:41
Oh, God!
:55:42
Could I have a moment alone
with Miss Hart, please?

:55:46
Sure.
:55:50
Just for a tiny minute.
:55:52
We'll just be a moment.
Shop talk.

:55:55
Hair, gel, mousse.
:55:58
Look, I know I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.


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