:55:01
-Look, he had a gun.
-Of course.
:55:04
This is Texas, everyone has a gun.
:55:05
My florist has a gun.
:55:07
I don't have a gun.
:55:09
My ancestors were Quakers.
:55:10
Stan, please!
:55:13
We assume any man
with a weapon is a suspect.
:55:16
We got the DNA results.
:55:17
The envelope from the Citizen
was licked by a woman.
:55:21
There's never been DNA before.
:55:23
He slipped up, or I should say "she."
:55:26
This is preposterous.
:55:28
You people are completely clueless.
:55:30
If I ran my pageant like this, we'd be
holding it in someone's basement!
:55:34
Every operation is bound
to have its screwups.
:55:37
As far as I can see,
she's still with us.
:55:41
Oh, God!
:55:42
Could I have a moment alone
with Miss Hart, please?
:55:46
Sure.
:55:50
Just for a tiny minute.
:55:52
We'll just be a moment.
Shop talk.
:55:55
Hair, gel, mousse.
:55:58
Look, I know I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
:56:04
I've been fighting all my life
against your type.
:56:08
The ones who think we're
a bunch of worthless airheads.
:56:12
You know who I mean.
:56:13
Feminists...
:56:15
...intellectuals...
:56:17
...ugly women.
:56:18
I refuse to give in to their cynicism.
:56:21
That's why I have dedicated
my entire life to this scholarship.
:56:26
No one's going to ruin that.
:56:29
Not this year.
:56:31
You get in my way, I will kill you.
:56:35
Do you understand?
:56:38
Yeah.
:56:40
Yes.
:56:51
Frank!
:56:53
The interview is the single most
important part of the pageant.
:56:58
It accounts for 30%
of your total score.