1:02:08
Those better be candy dishes!
1:02:10
Turn around.
1:02:13
Open.
1:02:16
This guy's like an inch from death!
1:02:20
But what a way to go!
1:02:22
-Break it up. Nothing to see.
-What do you mean?
1:02:25
She's a federal agent.
1:02:30
Guess it's time to apply
at my local Hooters.
1:02:34
Hemorrhoid ointment? You think
the judges will look that closely?
1:02:38
It's for the baggies under your eyes.
1:02:40
Really?
1:02:42
Good, hair spray.
Finally something I recognize.
1:02:46
What are you doing?
1:02:48
It stops the suit from riding up.
1:02:50
Riding up where?
1:02:51
Just up!
1:02:54
That's enough!
1:02:55
Why do you make things hard?
1:02:56
I can see this is an incredibly
embarrassing situation for you.
1:03:00
Why does Georgia get to wear
a one-piece and I have to wear this?!
1:03:04
If you can do this, then you can
convince anyone that you belong here.
1:03:08
Places, everybody! Let's go!
1:03:10
The Swimsuit Preliminary accounts
for 15% of the total score...
1:03:15
...and tests the grace,
athleticism and poise...
1:03:19
...of each lovely woman.
1:03:23
The last time I was naked in public,
I came out of a uterus.
1:03:26
I don't have breasts, my thighs--
I should wear a muumuu.
1:03:29
I have avoided this experience
all my life.
1:03:32
And here it is.
You must achieve a Zen-like state.
1:03:35
Listen to your breathing,
feel your heart...
1:03:38
...think of the Dalai Lama.
1:03:59
Texas!